airliner wrote: |
PS schreib doch mal nen artikel für uns. bist doch begabt!! |
Here we go, einfach das ganze mal ein wenig umgeschrieben :)
Dear Freight Forwarder:
We are capable of calculating quotations for 20 different bookings to 5 different destinations and answering your calls about where your shipment is, all simultaneously.
We do not require sleep and are at your service 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Our mobile numbers are your direct line, don't worry about the time.
We are responsible for customs problems, strikes, mechanical problems with trucks and aircraft, and and any other problem.
We have powers which allow us to add unlimited weight and volume to a CR1 . We create miracles by loading your shipment, for which you gave us no correct dims or weight on any aircraft.
Furthermore, we can always motivate our Handling Agent to be your servant, accepting shipments after LAT, deliver the shipment 10mins after ATA and rebuild your pre-build pallets within 5mins. Contours we gave you are just recommendations.
We know that when you book a slot, that you'll bring the freight 10mins before STD, but you insist on flown as booked. Booked dims and weight might vary, +-5m +-5t. Don't worry, we'll manage! AWB and FWB Data don't match? No worries, we'll find out data required by CBP and will amend the AWB data, free of charge of course!
You want us to be at the office on weekends & public holidays (Im Gegensatz zu den FFn sind wir das sogar :twisted: )
to deliver your goods at 2am to ensure your truck returns back in time for your normal deliveries.
We are always friendly with a smile, have mastered telepathy, show empathy, and gladly act as our customer"s psychiatrists.
We embrace the challenge when you cancel the blocked space with us and one hour later expect us to block twice the volume for you just in case you require the capacity.
We embrace the opportunity that you allow us to develop our rate negotiation skills but do you think all airline staff can live on rice and soja sauce? If you don't book before delivering the shipment we gladly just take the rate and flight you put on the AWB. We can do it and don't deserve more money for it.
We speak all languages and know the location of even the smallest town anywhere in the world. We are able to obtain a competitive freight rate, inclusive trucking, overnight custom clearance, straight delivery to any point of the world... We're just happy to arrange a charte on Sunday for Monday. We can even provide your flight attendants kosher food and catering same day without prior notice.
Naturally, payment of our invoice is optional and if you doubt the chargeable weight, we will gladly just charge you the kilos you put on the AWB.
Our lives have been enriched by the endless opportunities that you have allowed us to experience.
Yours Sincerely
Your Eternally Grateful Airliner